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The Ideal Husband

12/3/2016

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There are several men in the locker room of aprivate club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone that was on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues:
'Hello?'
'Honey, It's me.'
'Sugar!'
'Are you at the club?'
'Yes.'
'Great! I'm at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink coat... It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?'
'What's the price?'
'Only $1,500.00'
'Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much...'
'Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 at a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year...'
'What price did he quote you?'
'Only $60,000...'
'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'
'Great!, before we hang up, something else...'
'What?'
'It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and...I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and I saw the house we had looked at last year ... it's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property...'
'How much are they asking?'
'Only $450,000... a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover...'
'Well, than go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?'
'OK, sweetie... Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!'
'Bye... I do too...'
The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks all those present: 'Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?'
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  • Home
  • About
    • Box Hill Rugby Union Football Club
    • In Memoriam
    • Awards
    • Quenchies Ties >
      • The History
      • Games in 2017
      • Games in 2018
      • Games in 2019
    • Game Day Rules
  • Upcoming Games and Events
  • Sponsors
  • Photos
    • 2022 Photos
    • 2021 Photos
    • 2019 Season's on! >
      • Pre-Season Drinks
      • Season 2019
      • RugbyFest 2019
      • Annual Dinner 2019
      • Masters Adelaide 2019
    • 2018 Season's on! >
      • RugbyFest 2018
      • Q's Dinner 2018
    • 2017 Season is on! >
      • Touch Rugby 19 Jan 2017
      • Qs At Home in 2017
      • RugbyFest 2017
      • Q's Dinner 2017
      • Sponsor's Lunch & 70
    • Over 50s in 2016 >
      • Qs vs Power House
      • Qs vs Maroondah
      • Qs vs PwrHse & Melb & Uni
      • Qs v ACT Vets
      • Denise vs BaaBaas
      • Kura Thai Lunch 30 July'16
      • Game Day 23 July'16
      • Quenchie's Dinner 2016
      • Christmas Drinks
      • Memories of Russ
    • In Days Gone By
    • Grumpy Dad
    • Old'ish
    • Even Older
    • Bryan's Lost Bull
  • Match Reports & News
  • Fun Stuff
  • Links
  • Contact
  • Working For The Club
  • Calendar