Excited Dog

A fellow went into a pub with his dog. They were both keen supporters of their local rugby team and they watched the Saturday match on TV with great interest. Every time the home team scored a try, the dog barked and yelped with delight.

'What does he do when the other team scores?' asked the barman.

'He does somersaults,' said the dog's owner.

'How many?' asked the barman.

​'Depends on how hard I kick him!'