The Best Indian Restaurant Album in the World... Ever!

1. Poppadum Preach - Madonna
2. Korma Chameleon - Culture Club
3. Bhaji Trousers - Madness
4. King Prawn Massala Drinks Are Free - Wham
5. Dansak Queen - Abba
6. Korma People - Pulp
7. Tikka Chance On Me - Abba
8. When I Phall in Love - Nat King Cole
9. You Can't Curry Love - Diana Ross and the Supremes
10. Korma Police - Radiohead
11. Things Can Only Get Bhuna - D:Ream
12. Tears On My Pilau - Kylie Minogue
13. It's Bhuna Hard Days Night - The Beatles
14. Brothers in Naans - Dire Straits
15. Girlfriend in a Korma - The Smiths
16. Pilau Talk - Doris Day
17. It's My Chapati and I Cry If I Want To - Dave Stewart
18. I'm a Bhaji Girl - Aqua
19. Sag Aloo - Black Lace
20. Take That and Chapati - Take That
21. Bhuna Round The World and I Can't Find My Bhaji - Lisa Stansfield
22. I Don't Want To Dansak - Eddie Grant
23. Dansak on the Ceiling - Lionel Richie
24. We Are Jalfrezi - Sister Sledge
25. Vindaloo - Abba
26. I Don't Want to Go to Chutney - Elvis Costello
27. Rice Rice Baby - Vanilla Rice
28. Jalfrezi Jalfrezi Nights - Kiss
29. Tandoori Deliver - Adam and the Ants
30. Love me Tandoor - Elvis Presley
31. We Don't Have to Tikka Clothes Off - Jermaine Jackson
32. Bye Bye Balti - Bay City Rollers
33. Bhuna to be Wild - Steppenwolf
34. Livin' Dhal - Cliff Richard
35. Raita Here, Raita Now - Fatboy Slim